bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Malia, do you need to be excused from class?

Jordan Parrish in “Orphaned”

Lydia Martin in season four: episode six, “Orphaned

Chris Pratt has no limits.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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Filed Under: literally me

porndirector:

When I get hit on